Rules:
a) Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
b) Post your favorite definition it gives you -- or just post the first one. (or multiple answers if it's just too funny.)
c) Tag 4 people. Leave them a comment telling them they've been tagged.
d) Those people, if so inspired, should do the same.
1) Your Name? Mary: The most amazing name ever. The person who gets annoyed when people sing "Mary had a little lamb" and "Mary mary quite contrary". The person who was stupid enough to go to a catholic school, where there was a person in her class called Joseph. But she's still amazing. Don't deny it, you know it's true.
2) Your age? 65: 90 miles an hour in a Sixty-Five zone
3) Your favorite drink? White chocolate mocha: best place to get coffee...mmm try a white-chocolate mocha (Starbucks).
4) Favorite color? Purple: Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.
Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple!
5) Birthplace? Snohomish: (I paraphrase) Too many old people and too many antique shops.
Hot spots: Pilchuck Drive In and parking lots.
6) Month of your birth? April: The month when the sexiest "women" are born. (I paraphrase again.)
7) Where you live now? Tulalip Reservation: "The Tulalip natives are going to scalp you when they find out that you stole their (sea wolf) totem design for a gay military command logo......"
9) Your super power if you had super powers? X-Ray vision: something about the greatest pick up line ever......
10) Best insult? Your face: Sure you're rich and smart but your face.....
"No one shall be tagged today. Tell me if you do it, though, so I can read it plz :D"
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